Craving pizza but too lazy to preheat the oven? We’ve hacked frozen pizza into a 90-second microwave toast that’ll rescue your hangry self from doom-scrolling delivery apps. Bonus: it uses frozen pizza toppings and frozen bread – zero thawing required.
This article isn’t gourmet – it’s glorified snack engineering. We’ll walk you through ingredient swaps for different diets, microwave wattage tweaks (we see you, 1100W warriors), and how to avoid the dreaded Soggy Bread Syndrome.
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Lazy Microwave Frozen Pizza Toast
Course: SnackCuisine: Italian1
5
minutes5
minutes350
kcal10
minutesIf you love pizza but are short on time, this lazy microwave frozen pizza toast recipe is your savior. Using frozen pizza slices, this recipe allows you to achieve a crunchy and cheesy delight in just minutes. It's a great option for a snack, lunch, or even a simple dinner when you're pressed for time.
Ingredients
pizza slice
of bread
of olive oil or butter
toppings (e.g.
herbs
vegetables
extra cheese)
Directions
- Start by placing the frozen pizza slice on top of a slice of bread.
- Spread olive oil or butter evenly on the bread if desired.
- Optionally, add any extra toppings like herbs, vegetables, or cheese on top of the pizza slice.
- Place the assembled pizza toast on a microwave-safe plate.
- Microwave on high for about 2-3 minutes, or until the cheese is melted and the bread is crispy.
- Carefully remove the plate from the microwave.
- Let it cool for a minute before enjoying your lazy pizza toast..
Notes
- For optimal results, use a microwave-safe plate that can handle the heat. You can experiment with different frozen pizza varieties and toppings to create your perfect pizza toast. If you prefer a crispier texture, you can microwave for an additional minute, checking frequently to avoid overheating.
What is Pizza Toast?
Pizza toast is exactly what it sounds like – toast cosplaying as pizza. We layer frozen pizza toppings (cheese, pepperoni, veggies) onto frozen bread, then nuke it into submission. It’s the unholy union of a grilled cheese and a microwave pizza, born from late-night cravings and questionable life choices.
My brother Joseph pioneered this abomination at summer camp using a smuggled toaster and leftover cafeteria sauce packets. While we’ve upgraded to frozen pizza scraps here, the spirit remains: maximum flavor with minimal effort. Think of it as edible duct tape for hunger emergencies.
What Does Lazy Microwave Frozen Pizza Toast Taste Like?
Imagine biting into a crispy-edged, cheesy slab that’s 70% authentic pizza vibes and 30% “why isn’t this soggy?” miracle. Frozen pizza toppings bring concentrated flavor bursts, while the toast base offers crunch – assuming you follow our anti-sogginess protocols below.
The microwave gives cheese that stretchy, molten quality we all crave, but watch your pepperoni. Unlike oven baking, microwaving won’t crisp cured meats – they’ll stay floppy like tiny edible hubcaps. Pro tip: blot excess moisture from frozen veggies before microwaving to prevent swamp bread. For a cleaner experience when cooking bacon, consider using a microwave-safe plate and paper towels to absorb grease, allowing you to enjoy crispy bacon without the mess.
Ready to raid your freezer? Let’s break down the ingredient alchemy…
Ingredients for Lazy Microwave Frozen Pizza Toast
Our recipe thrives on freezer leftovers and zero shame. Grab 1 slice of frozen bread (any type) and ⅓ cup frozen pizza toppings scavenged from that half-eaten Digiorno. Need measurements? Your palm is the scale – this is survival cooking, not Le Cordon Bleu. For an even simpler option, consider using a microwave Digiorno pizza; it’s quick and easy for those busy nights. Just pop it in the microwave, and you’ll have a hot slice ready in minutes!
Bread Alternatives (Fresh Vs. Frozen Toast)
Frozen bread works straight from the icebox – no thawing needed. But texture warriors can pre-toast fresh bread for 30 seconds before adding toppings. My college roommate swore by frozen waffles as a base (RIP dignity), but we recommend English muffins for optimal cheese adhesion. For a quick and delicious option, consider whipping up a lazy microwave frozen mozzarella stick sandwich. It’s a delightful, gooey treat that combines the best of both worlds: convenience and taste.
Avoid bagels: their density leads to chewy disappointment. For gluten-free folks, rice cakes surprisingly mimic crispiness when nuked for 45 seconds solo first.
Frozen Pizza Topping Substitutes
Raid your frozen pizza’s “bald spots” – those topping-free zones you avoided during first servings. Cheese is non-negotiable, but beyond that: Microwaving can be an effective way to add heat to these overlooked areas. When I cook frozen pizza in the microwave, the cheese often turns melty, covering up those bald spots nicely.
- Pepperoni: 5 slices max (they release grease)
- Veggies: Blot frozen spinach/kale with paper towels
- Meatballs: Chop into dime-sized bits
Vegan? Use Violife mozzarella shreds and plant-based sausage crumbles. Dairy-free cheese needs 15% less microwaving – watch for scorch marks! If you’re craving a quick snack, microwave frozen vegan cheese sticks make a perfect choice. They cook in just minutes, offering a yummy and convenient treat for vegan lovers.
Also See: Quick Microwave Honey Ginger Carrots in Minutes
How to Make Lazy Microwave Frozen Pizza Toast
This isn’t cooking – it’s edible Tetris. My 3am creation ritual involves pajama pants and questionable decisions. Let’s elevate your game beyond “nuke and pray.”
Prepping the Base: Toast & Frozen Pizza Fusion
- Place frozen bread directly on microwave turntable
- Scatter 1 tbsp cheese under other toppings (acts as moisture barrier)
- Add meats/veggies in single layer – no Everest piles!
Pro tip: Freeze leftover pizza sauce in ice cube trays. Pop one cube atop your toast before microwaving for built-in sauciness. You can even use ice cube trays to microwave single-serve sauces for your lazy frozen pizza toast.
Microwave Settings & Timing Adjustments
Power levels matter more than your gym routine. For 1000W+ microwaves:
| Toppings | Time | Power |
|---|---|---|
| Cheese-only | 45 sec | High |
| Meat/veggies | 70 sec | 70% |
700W microwaves? Add 20 seconds. If smoke appears, abort mission – we want melted cheese, not a fire drill. Microwaves often get very hot. turning food into piping hot dishes in no time. It’s always wise to monitor food closely to avoid overheating dangers.
Also See: Quick & Easy Microwave Pumpkin Custard Mug
Why Use a Microwave for Frozen Pizza Toast?
Because adulthood is hard. When my boss swapped my lunch break with a “mandatory synergy webinar,” this recipe saved my sanity (and stomach). Microwaves trade oven-crispiness for speed – perfect for: You might be surprised by how many foods actually taste better when microwaved instead of baked, enhancing their flavor and texture. Let’s explore some foods that shine in the microwave compared to the oven.
- Office break rooms
- Dorm room “kitchens”
- Parenting survival mode
Speed Vs. Texture: Key Trade-offs
Microwaves excite water molecules, not Maillard reactions. Translation: expect chewiness, not crunch. Combat sogginess by:
- Nuking bread solo for 15 seconds pre-toppings
- Using less sauce (or none)
- Adding ¼ tsp cornstarch to cheese
Yes, ovens make superior toast. But when hunger strikes at 2am, we embrace the flop.
Speaking of flops… ever tried reheating this “masterpiece”? Let’s discuss storage hacks before your next snack emergency. If you have leftover veggie chips, it’s essential to know how to bring back their crunchiness without making them soggy.
How to Store &Amp; Reheat Leftover Pizza Toast
Yes, leftovers happen – even with lazy recipes. My roommate once “saved” a half-eaten slice in a cereal bowl overnight. We won’t discuss the bread’s transformation into a science experiment. Learn from our trauma:
Storage Rule #1: Cool completely before refrigerating. Trapped steam turns toast into sponge. Use an airtight container with paper towels above and below the slice – they’ll wick away moisture. Keeps for 48 hours max.
Freezing? Technically yes, but texture suffers. Separate layers with parchment paper and freeze flat. Reheat frozen slices directly – no thawing. Expect 30% soggier results. Ideal for “I’ll regret this tomorrow” 3am decisions.
Microwave Reheating: Second-chance Savvy
Revive your pizza toast without resurrecting sogginess:
- Place slice on microwave-safe plate lined with 2 paper towels
- Cover with another paper towel (splatter shield + moisture magnet)
- Microwave at 50% power:
Microwave Wattage Time 1000W+ 25 seconds 700-900W 35 seconds
For cheese that separates (looking at you, vegan shreds), add 1 tsp water around – not on – the toast before nuking. Steam helps reconstitute without mush. Melting cheese in the microwave is a quick solution, as the steam aids in maintaining its creamy texture. By adjusting the time and power settings, you can achieve perfectly melted cheese for your favorite dishes.
Not married to microwaves? A toaster oven at 375°F for 4 minutes restores crunch. Air fryers work too – 3 minutes at 390°F. But let’s be real: if we wanted appliance acrobatics, we’d have ordered real pizza. However, if you’re looking to revive those leftover fries in the microwave, there’s a simple trick to make them taste fried again. With just a little oil and the right timing, your microwaved fries can regain that crispy texture we all love.
Now that your leftovers are secured, let’s troubleshoot the top pizza toast disasters – because nobody deserves floppy pepperoni regret.
Now It’s Your Turn to Try!
We’ve covered everything from bread choices to microwave hacks for your lazy frozen pizza toast. Whether you’re craving a 3-minute snack or experimenting with toppings, this method delivers speed without sacrificing flavor.
Got a favorite twist? Swap in pesto instead of tomato sauce or try pepper jack cheese for extra kick. Just remember: 30-second microwave intervals prevent sogginess. Happy microwaving!
